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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: mirrors mostly

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1. I got a new job at the mirror factory.

I can see myself working there for a long time.

2. I like podiums

That's a product I can really stand behind

3. Why did bread break up with margarine?

He found a butter lover.

4. I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays an handed me her iPad.

That fly didn't stand a chance.

5. So Elon Musk is getting offended that people are calling Tesla Cars "Swastikars"

He's Fuhrious about it

6. Yo mama so poor she knows how to chop rice

7. Yo mama so fat,

she needs two escalators

8. A stack of toilet paper just fell on me at the store!

Don't worry, it's just soft tissue damage.

9. Do you know what a plateau is?

It’s the highest form of flattery.

10. I loved my elementary school teacher Miss Turtle.

Weird name but she tortoise well.

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